1. Verizon is highlighted as the only Dow stock meeting 'dogcatcher' criteria, offering well-covered dividends exceeding its share price; 2. Analyst forecasts project 13-31% net gains for top Dow Dogs by 2026, with lower volatility than the market; 3. Most Dow dividend stocks remain overvalued, requiring market corrections or dividend hikes for fair-value opportunities, with Verizon recommended for immediate investment.